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Night Out Woes

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 09/01/2003
 
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This guy goes out with his buddies for a night on the town and they cap off the festivities by going to a house of ill repute.

A week later, the guy visits his doctor complaining of a large green lump on the end of his penis.

The doctor does a thorough exam, then pulls down a weighty medical book and flicks through it till he finds what he's looking for. He looks up and says, "I'm afraid this is serious. We'll have to operate!"

"Operate?", exclaims the fellow, "Why, Doc? What's the problem?"

"Well, you know how boxers can get a cauliflower ear? You've developed the same sort of thing.

You've got a brothel sprout."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.02.2003 8:46:49 PM EST)

    corny but funny

    Oh Patron (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.01.2003 2:30:15 PM EST)


    You're a sick f*%ker.
    ^5

    Hahahahahaha (4 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.01.2003 10:55:09 AM EST)

    A new one to me too! LMAO!

    But it seems like a better way to get rid of the problem would be to find some nice vegetarian to gnaw the thing off.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Finally !!!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (09.01.2003 0:55:23 AM EST)


    One from Patron that I haven't heard...

    ^5 all the way to hell and back

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