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By: therelichunterPublished: 09/10/2003
 
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The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't bat an eye when the customer purchased an artificial vagina.

"What are you going to use it for?" she asked.

"None of your business," answered the customer, beet red and thoroughly offended.

"Calm down, buddy," soothed the salesgirl."

The only reason I'm asking is that if it's food, we don't have to charge you sales tax."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.10.2003 3:52:33 PM EST)

    good one...hahahahaha

    So in other words (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.10.2003 3:26:17 AM EST)


    If the artificial vagina milks you, the government will too.

    Hahaha, this is funny, RH. I never heerd it neither.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Well in that case (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (09.10.2003 0:49:01 AM EST)


    I'll eat it right here.

    LMAO

    Good one Relichunter..

    ain't never heered dis 'un

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