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Olympic Condoms

By: acidintervalPublished: 12/08/2003
 
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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand: "Olympic Condoms." Impressed, he buys a pack. Upon arriving home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes them so special?"

"They're in three colors," he replies, "gold, silver, and bronze."

"What color are you planning on wearing tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Why, gold, of course," says the man proudly.

"Really?" she responds. "Why don't you wear the silver tonight? It'd be nice if you came second for a change."

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    Har dee harr (0 replies)
    started by beo469
    (12.08.2003 6:34:40 PM EST)

    That's sure a funny joke!


    commas that, do not kill us make us stronger!

    hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.08.2003 3:43:43 PM EST)

    now thats good....

    Better yet (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.08.2003 3:36:04 AM EST)


    Wear the bronze and invite her best friend to join you.

    Thank you, Missy!

    LMMFAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (12.08.2003 0:38:39 AM EST)


    I never heard this one before Acid and 'tis a classic.

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