"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." -George W. Bush, in a pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report
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its about time
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bigjohn2
(12.20.2003 8:13:26 AM EST)
somebody thought of that....ah hahahahaha
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