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Courtroom Defense

By: tjsherePublished: 02/04/2003
 
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One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.

Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th-floor apartment, killing him instantly.

When brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in defense of herself.

"Well, Your Honor," she began coolly. "I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly!"

Case Dismissed.

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    I thought... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (02.05.2003 6:41:19 PM EST)

    I could fly once, now I'm just a little shorter.

    I really can't dance for shit

    My 2 colleagues here... (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.04.2003 8:31:07 AM EST)

    Are merely jealous because I can still screw.

    ^5 TJ great joke!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Hey Roger ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.04.2003 7:03:17 AM EST)

    it's new to you, because TJ is telling stories on himself again.

    hahahahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (02.04.2003 0:37:46 AM EST)


    So tell TJ, can you fly?

    LMAO...

    Hey, I hadn't heard this one, that's 2 nights in a row the jokes have been new to me.


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