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By: ladybugPublished: 01/18/2004
 
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In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

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    Goofball Fact: (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (01.18.2004 3:27:48 PM EST)

    It is impossible to kiss your elbow?

    Obviously, none of you have ever slipped off while satisfying yourself backhand-style.

    No mention of tweezers? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.18.2004 2:23:53 PM EST)


    Hahahaha, I love this joke! The Polacks spending $75.46 is every bit as funny as the punchline.

    Good job, LB! Thanks.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.18.2004 8:39:40 AM EST)

    now thats a waste of money everybody knows that....lmmfao
    ^5 ladybug great joke

    idiots (0 replies)  
    started by ebenny
    (01.18.2004 2:30:07 AM EST)

    I coulda told them that for $25 and a cold beer.

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