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Look Who's Coming

By: nunquamcaderePublished: 12/27/2002
 
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A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn't move. He finally brought the truck to a halt inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me? You could have been killed!"

The man replied nonchalantly, "Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."

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    hmm...interesting (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (12.28.2002 11:26:52 PM EST)
    what I want to know is, why were they in the middle of the road in the first place...were they exhibitionists...or was it just necessary for the joke heh


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    started by tjshere
    (12.28.2002 0:32:48 AM EST)
    And a damn funny one. ^5 and congrats to nunquamcadere for posted contribution #1! Thanks, dude. Keep `em coming.

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.27.2002 8:07:20 AM EST)
    It's a new joke for me.

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