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Double Standards

By: misspkPublished: 06/13/2003
 
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These 2 little boys are sitting in the living room, watching TV with their parents.

The mother looks over at the father with a wink and a nod toward the stairs to the bedroom. The father "gets" the message, and they both get up and head towards the stairs.

The mother turns back to the 2 boys and says, "We're going upstairs for a minute. You two stay here and watch TV. We'll be right back, OK?"

The two boys nod OK, and the parents take off upstairs.

The oldest of the 2 boys is old enough to know what's going on now, and he gets up and tiptoes upstairs. At the top of the stairs, he peeks into his mom and dad's room and shakes his head. Back downstairs he goes, back to his little brother.

"Come with me," he says, and the 2 little boys tiptoe up the stairs. Halfway up, the older brother turns to the younger brother and says, "Now I want you to keep in mind, this is the same woman who busts our asses for sucking our thumbs!

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    A wifely blow job .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.13.2003 4:15:14 AM EST)

    this must be heaven .... or cloud cuckoo land! Hahahahahahahaha

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    No kidding! (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (06.13.2003 1:58:45 AM EST)

    Are you sure this couple is married??? The concept is so far-fetched it takes away from an otherwise great joke. Hehehehehe.

    J/K, PK. I love it! Kisses to you.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Well (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.13.2003 0:33:57 AM EST)


    It sure won't MY wife.

    hahahahaha

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