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A man went to the tattoo parlor and had the words "yes" and "no" tattooed on his penis. When he got home that night, he approached his wife in their bedroom. He stripped off his pants and shorts, revealing his aroused organ and its
new tattoo.
"What do you think, honey?" he asked his wife.
Deliberately she said, "You tell me how to cook, you tell me how to clean the house, you tell me how to do the laundry... and now you're going to put words in my mouth?"
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smack her
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started by
bigjohn2
(02.01.2005 8:37:54 PM EST)
upside the head with it then put words in her mouth...
I wouldn't tattoo my penis...
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started by
jimbobiglotto
(02.01.2005 12:51:16 PM EST)
but I would get a tattoo in the pubic region, just above my weiner.
It would be written in 4 pt. type and say, "Thank you, please let me come again!"
I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!
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