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Negative Cash Flow And A Solution

By: bigjohn2Published: 11/17/2003
 
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A destitute couple were discussing their finances and desperately trying to come up with ideas that would get them out of their situation. After some time the husband declared to his wife "OK the only way we are going to get out of this mess is for you to go on the streets and sell yourself for sex."

"But honey " she said " I have never done anything like that and I won't have a clue what to do."

"No problem" he says "All you have to do is put on your shortest skirt and a blouse that shows the most cleavage and then stand on a street corner and wait on the customers coming to you" They decide that it is probably the only way they can get out of their present predicament so she gets dressed up and proceeds to the nearest street corner. The husband leaves her at the corner but tells her not to worry as he is close by in the car and will be watching in case of problems. She is only there 5 minutes when a car pulls up and a guy calls her over to his car. "How much for sex" he asks.

Never having been asked this before she tells the guy to wait a minute and then she runs round to where her husband's car is and asks him how much she should charge for sex.

"$100" he says so she runs back to the guy in the car and tells him. He only has $60 so he asks "How much for a blowjob"

She asks him to hold on and then she runs round to where her husband is and asks how much should she charge for a blowjob.

"$60" he says so she goes back to the guys car and tells him.

It is within his budget so he tells her to get in the car. When she gets in the car, the guy pulls down his zipper and pulls out the biggest dick she has ever seen.

"Hold on" she says and she gets out the car and runs back to her husband and says "Can you lend this guy $40"

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    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (11.17.2003 6:36:23 PM EST)


    Somehow LadyBug comes to mind..

    hahahahahaha

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    LOL (0 replies)
    started by hyenasmirk
    (11.17.2003 6:04:08 PM EST)

    What a slut. Sounds like my ex. Except she was free.

    "We pursue that, which retreats from us"

    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.17.2003 5:46:03 AM EST)

    hahahaha

    Hehehehehe (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.17.2003 4:30:24 AM EST)


    Well, at least they still turned a $20 profit. Good thing she doesn't charge by the inch.

    Then again, that would be a real cheap way for me to have some fun.

    Good one, BJ!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Now there's a thinker! (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (11.17.2003 0:11:48 AM EST)

    LOL!

    Nice one Big John!

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