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The Cruise

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 10/20/2003
 
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A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things were very tight, but that he would see what he could do.

A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could now get them onto a three-day cruise. The guy agreed and went to the drugstore to buy three Dramamines and three condoms.

Next day, the agent called back and said that he now could book a five-day cruise. The guy said, "I'll take it," and returned to the same pharmacy, to buy two more Dramamines and two more condoms.

The following day, the travel agent called yet again and said he could now book an eight-day cruise. The guy agreed, and went back to the drugstore.

He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms. The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, "Look, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.20.2003 7:15:54 PM EST)

    funny stuff hadnt heard that one..

    I take Pamprin... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (10.20.2003 4:22:59 PM EST)

    but I'm starting to go though these freakin mood swing's.

    God Bless Kweenbee!

    Geez, what a dumb question (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.20.2003 4:36:36 AM EST)


    Hasn't that guy ever heard of hangovers???

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Yeah (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (10.20.2003 0:24:22 AM EST)


    Patron asks his wife that all the time.

    waaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahaha

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