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Pour A Stiff Drink

By: acidintervalPublished: 03/28/2004
 
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Pfizer Corp. is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction under the name of "Mount And Do".

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    now that (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.28.2004 9:28:11 PM EST)

    would be a real stiff one...lol

    Pepsi made this announcement (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (03.28.2004 10:28:42 AM EST)


    After the concoction successfully raised the dead while being test-marketed in North Carolina.

    Waaaaaaa hahahahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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