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Naughty Math

By: damselPublished: 02/21/2004
 
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One day a teacher told her student's to make a sentence using the math terms add, subtract, divide, multiply.

When time was over she called on a student named Johnny. He said, "this is the process of having sex. First you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply.

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    hell yeah (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.22.2004 10:07:49 AM EST)

    thats a good one...

    Yesssss (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.21.2004 10:46:33 AM EST)


    Short, sweet and funny, I love it! Ol' Yeller didn't even have time to wake up.

    Good one, Damsel! I've always liked the little Johnny stuff.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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