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"Some one of my visits—one of the reasons I'm visiting here is to ask the question, you know, to people, because if there's moving too slow or people are saying one thing and the other thing is not happening, now's the time to find out."—Bush, talking about hurricane relief Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Tornado Damage," May 13, 2003
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"If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: 'I'm cheap.'"
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#219 An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars.
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Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
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Jill was attending her High School reunion and was having a blast. As the evening was drawing to a close, the master of ceremonies for the night proceeded to hand out bottles of champagne to the graduates who had traveled the farthest distance to attend the reunion, the graduate who had been married the longest time, the graduate who had become the most successful, etc.
Jill wondered if she was going to get a prize too. Sure enough, the master of ceremonies called out her name. "Jill, you win with 11 kids." and then, trying to be clever, he added in "And champagne is only half the prize. The other half is a giant, economy size bottle of aspirin."
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