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By: StorminNormanPublished: 05/13/2004
 
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A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. "Don't you love him any more," asked the lawyer? "Oh, I still love him," the woman replied. "But, all he ever wants is sex, I can't take it."

"Instead of divorcing him why don't you try charging him every time he wants to make love?" the lawyer suggested.

The exhausted wife decided to give the plan a try. As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband started in on her.

"Not so fast," she replied. "From now on it'll be $10 in the kitchen, $20 in the living room and $50 in the bedroom."

"Well, then," he said. "Here's $50."

The wife began walking to the bedroom. "Hold on," he said, grabbing her hand. "I'm paying for five times in the kitchen!"

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    After my own heart. He paid for the whole year in advance.

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