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The Nun's Wine

By: damselPublished: 06/17/2004
 
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Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says to them, "I must tell you something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank goodness," says an elderly nun at the back. "I am so tired of Chardonnay."

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    LMAO! 5 rating from me damsel.

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