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The Father-In-Law's Warning

By: damselPublished: 06/29/2004
 
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A father was concerned that his daughter hadn’t revealed her heart condition to his future son-in-law. The first chance he had for a private chat, he asked his son-in-law to be, "Michael, are you aware my daughter has acute angina?"

"Sure," Mike responded, "and her tits ain’t bad either."

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    an ugly one, until I got the internet.
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