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Dreaming Of Vegas

By: damselPublished: 07/03/2004
 
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Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.

The first guy says, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my wife flings her arms and hollers, ‘7 come 11’ all night & I haven't had a wink of sleep!"

The second guy says, "I know what you mean. My wife played blackjack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers, ‘Hit me light or hit me hard!’ and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"

The third guy says, "You guys think you have it bad! My wife played the slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore dick and an ass full of quarters."

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    Hahahahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.03.2004 12:59:45 PM EST)


    He better thank his lucky stars she doesn't play the dollar slots.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I took my wife to vegas (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.03.2004 6:07:19 AM EST)


    and now she says I don't have enough play to get anything comped.

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