A young couple wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of their small town and start necking. After awhile the guy abruptly stops.
"You know," he says, "we've been doing this for weeks now and I think it's time we had intercourse," "Well, maybe," she says, "but I'm a virgin and I heard it hurts. Besides, all those people in the field may hear us."
The boy pauses and then says, "Hmmm, well if it hurts start making cow sounds, and I'll stop. But if it feels good, start singing. That way no one will ever guess what we're really doing!"
The girl agrees, so the two hastily take off their clothes and get down to business. Ten minutes later, everyone within a mile hear the following:
"Mooooooooo ... Moooooooo ... Moooooon Riverrrr!"
