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The Flat Tire

By: damselPublished: 07/10/2004
 
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A rich lady is riding along with her chauffeur when they get a flat tire. He gets out and starts trying to pry off the hubcap. After he struggles a few minutes, she looks out at him and says, "You wanna screwdriver?"

He says, "Hell, we might as well. I can't get this freaking hubcap off."

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    He pumped (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.10.2004 12:03:50 PM EST)


    She pumped.

    He pumped.

    She pumped.

    Then they got out and aired up the tire.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    This .... (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.10.2004 4:51:46 AM EST)


    is a new joke to me,
    I think.
    Hell I can't remember if it is or not.
    LOL

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