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Unique & Special

By: babybearPublished: 07/15/2004
 
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A white haired man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady on his side.

"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said.

The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.

"I don't think you understand ... I want something very unique," he said

At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe.

"Here's one stunning ring at $40,000 The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.

"How are you paying?"

"I'll pay by check, but of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, then I'll fetch the ring on Monday."

Monday morning a very pissed off jeweler phones the man. "You bastard, you lied there's no money in that account."

"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had."

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    A white haired man ? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.15.2004 7:47:56 AM EST)


    At least we know it ain't TJ.
    "Hair" gave it away.

    Waaa Hahahahaha

    To quote .... (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.15.2004 7:46:40 AM EST)

    those two guys from the Guinness commercials:

    "Brilliant!"



    Funny Joke,
    I love it,
    but not a new one, sorry.
    LOL

    LOL! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.15.2004 5:47:12 AM EST)


    Boy, she spent the whole weekend getting screwed in every sense of the word, did't she? Nice job, BB!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I'll never forget that weekend B'ar (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (07.15.2004 0:20:31 AM EST)


    and I'm sorry about the ring, I really am.

    I'll get you a mink coat. This weekend be alright?

    hahaha

    Funny ass joke BB

    Cowboys ain't easy to love
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