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DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway...
Mom and dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the story.
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Now He Needs To
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started by
obxbeachbum
(09.16.2004 10:43:40 PM EST)
Tell him about how it all could have been prevented had he installed his Norton Anti-Virus condom.
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
A joke about floppies and hard drives here somewhere, but I'm too friggin tired to find it.
Good one, `Nut. Nice to see you contributing.
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