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The Big Footed Cowboy

By: bigjohn2Published: 02/03/2005
 
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A woman goes into a bar and sees a handsome cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.

She can't stop staring because the cowboy has the biggest feet she's ever seen. The woman asks him if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy winks and says, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"

The woman figures why not and spends the night with him. The next day she walks into the bar and hands the cowboy a $100 bill. Blushing, he says, "I'm flattered, ma'am, nobody has ever paid me for my services before," To this the woman replies, "Well, don't be. Take this money and buy yourself some boots that fit!"

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    Zinger (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (02.03.2005 10:58:45 PM EST)
    I wear size 11. She can send me $100.

    This is ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.03.2005 9:29:02 AM EST)

    one of my all time favorite jokes.
    I'll start laffing just thinking about the punch line, at really weird times during the day.
    I wonder why some things get stuck in our heads anyway?

    Sheeeit (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.03.2005 3:38:12 AM EST)

    If this were true, I'd be walking around on stumps.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    So (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (02.03.2005 0:40:55 AM EST)

    the next day I went out and bought a pair two sizes larger. They fit much better now.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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