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Can I Take The Dog For A Walk

By: drhankzPublished: 03/22/2005
 
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A little girl goes up to her father who is working in the garage and asks him if she could take the dog for a walk.

"I'm not sure," he says, "She is in heat."

"What does that mean ?" she asks.

"Well it mean she needs a little gas, that's all," he replied.

So he takes out a rag, pours a little gasoline on it, and scrubs the dog's backside.

"Okay," he says to his daughter, "don't be gone long."

The little girl and the dog run off, but 10 minutes later she returns alone.

"Where is the dog?" her father asks.

"Oh, she ran out of gas a block ago," she answered. "But don't worry. Another dog is pushing her home."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.22.2005 7:45:31 PM EST)

    prettty good....

    and Mom (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.22.2005 9:31:14 AM EST)


    is upstairs with Uncle Frank, trying to blow him up like a balloon.

    With gas for lubricant (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (03.22.2005 0:24:01 AM EST)


    I sure hope the other dog's name isn't Sparky.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    Walking The Dog (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (03.22.2005 0:09:03 AM EST)


    I saw a flat dog the other day. I guess he was flat, there was another dog pumping it up.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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