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Two Prostitutes

By: bd2sonPublished: 03/27/2005
 
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes $50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled "Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00."

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    Cute (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (03.31.2005 11:12:38 PM EST)

    Very Cute. Thanks. I can use this one on some friends.

    Uh, whoops (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.27.2005 9:44:17 AM EST)


    Sorry, BD. I didn't mean to rob you of your thunder there. ^5 on the joke, man.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Oh hell (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.27.2005 9:39:39 AM EST)

    thats good stuff...lmfao

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    started by tjshere
    (03.27.2005 9:34:40 AM EST)


    Do you suppose they could take you to heaven?

    At 50 bucks a pair, I kinda doubt it. LOL

    Good one, Acid. New to me, too.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (03.27.2005 0:43:39 AM EST)


    Haven't heard that one before...
    Thanks for the new golf course material.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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