A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks... "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no, that will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that".
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?"
"Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."
