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Social Security Sex

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 03/12/2007
 
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Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

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"get a little each month" ??? (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(03.12.2007 9:34:00 AM EST)


That lucky bastard, he should quit bragging, it's impolite.

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started by tomp
(03.12.2007 8:12:55 AM EST)

thats me in a few years

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