"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."-In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000
Random Quote
"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the future." — Vice President Dan Quayle
Snapple Facts
#94 Lizards communicate by doing push-ups.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
A husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said to his wife, "This will make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, she squirted it all over the doorknob.
He couldn't get back in.
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