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87 Year Old Woman Kills Husband

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 03/15/2007
 
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One night a 87 yr old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 yr old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living apartment... killing him instantly.

Brought before the court on a charge of murder. The judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense. She Said "Yes, your honor, I figured that at 92, if he could have sex...he could fly".

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The only problem (0 replies)  
started by thegrandpatron
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with having sex at that age is that you will probably have to see someone else that age naked.

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