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Priorities Change As We Age

By: drhankzPublished: 04/08/2008
 
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As we age, our priorities change ...

The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

"Tie me up, "she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went golfing.

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