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"Should any Iraqi officer or soldier receive an order from Saddam Hussein ... don't follow that order. Because if you choose to do so, when Iraq isliberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Taking Action to Strengthen Small BusinessRemarks by the President on the Economy," Jan. 22, 2003
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"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
— Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota. (1996)
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#155 In 1926, the first outdoor mini-golf courses were built on rooftops in NYC.
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is so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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 Where Do Babies Come From | | By: drhankz | Published: 05/29/2005 | | |  |
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A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in. The child asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
After thinking about it for a moment, the mother says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.
One night they go into their room. They kiss and hug and have sex."
The child looks puzzled. The mother continues. "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. "That how you get a baby, honey."
The child replies, "Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your's and Daddy's room, you had Daddy's penis in your mouth. "What do you get when you do that?"
The mother says, "Jewelry, dear." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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