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Cheap Birthday Present

By: donutncoffeePublished: 08/02/2005
 
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Roger was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."

His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Roger decided to try his friend's advice.

The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," Roger replied.

"Did she like it?"

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

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    (Following TJ's lead) (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.02.2005 9:19:42 AM EST)


    If'n she was going to be back in an hour it must have been a 29 minute drive to TJ's house.

    editor's house:
    That's 29 minutes there,
    29 minutes back,
    and a minute and 30 seconds to talk TJ into it.

    Thanks, Rog (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (08.02.2005 4:31:42 AM EST)


    I can hardly wait until her birthday next year.

    Hahahahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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