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Hit In The Wrong Spot While Golfing
By: Anonymous
Published: 11/26/2005
Two guys were golfing on a long fairway and on the other fairway facing them a woman hooked a shot.
The ball made one bounce and hit him right where it hurts. The woman rushed over and asked if she could help him, He said, no it hurts too bad.
She asked, unzip your pants, take it out and I'll examine it. He said no. She said but I'm a nurse.
Ok he said, She massaged his dick and rubbed it and asked, Is that better.. He said that feelsgood. . She said I think you'll be ok.
He said yeh that felt good.. BUT my damn thumb still hurts
your supposed to tell her to kiss it and make it better...
kiss it alot...
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