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Sex At School

By: leadjPublished: 12/08/2005
 
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A boy comes home from school and his mother asks him what he did in school today.

"I had sex with my teacher!" the boy relied. "YOU WHAT?" the mother screamed. "You just wait until your father gets home, young man! Now get upstairs to your room!"

Later that evening the father comes home and is told about his sons escapades at school that day. He goes into his sons room and puts his arm around the boy.

"Son", he says, "I suppose I should be mad at you but I just can't help but be proud of you. I mean, what I wouldn't have given to do that at your age! In fact, I'm so proud I'm going to buy you a new bike! How's that?"

The boy replies, "Gee, thanks Dad but can we wait until tomorrow ... my ass is sore from school."

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    He goes to school at Neverland Ranch.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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