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By: bd2sonPublished: 02/13/2006
 
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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache!"

"Perfect," her husband said. "I was in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository; it's up to you!"

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    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (02.17.2006 8:39:49 AM EST)
    from a medical point of view rectally would work the quickest :)

    Hey, cool! (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (02.14.2006 3:52:04 AM EST)

    This would also work if she had a toothache or hemorrhoid problems, too. Thanks, BD.

    You gonna use this one on the new bride? ;^)

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    lmfao (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.13.2006 9:15:56 PM EST)
    that will teach her..

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