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Itchy Pussy

By: AnonymousPublished: 04/29/2006
 
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A woman shopped at a nearby grocery store, noticed a young guy and she immediately had the hots for him. Every time she went grocery shopping she hoped that that he would be the one to help carry her groceries to her car. Finally she bought twice as many groceries that she usually bought and yep. the guy she was hot for helped to carry the groceries. Half way thru the parking lot she grabbed him, planted a big kiss on his lips and wrapped her arms around him and said, C'mon I've got an itchy pussy. He said, "lady you'll have to point it out to me I don't know too much about those Japanese cars.

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    its (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.29.2006 10:30:40 PM EST)

    parked next to the hairy ball....

    Well, if she ever scores (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.29.2006 10:26:02 AM EST)


    She better hope the size of his schween isn't proportionate to the size of his brain.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    You think gas prices are expensive (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.29.2006 9:04:08 AM EST)


    just try and keep and itchy pussy filled.

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    started by bd2son
    (04.29.2006 6:19:23 AM EST)

    may be one of the new hybrid models.

    Lost in the 50's.....

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