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 Stroking It Rich | | By: marrakeshman | Published: 05/02/2006 | | |  |
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There’s this dreadfully boring dude behind a counter in his old fashioned dreary shop and he’s got nobody coming in and he’s totally bored and half falling asleep.
He’s got one of these old fashioned cash registers and feeling just a bit horny, he unzips and let’s Roosevelt out of the roooster’s nest.
He starts to stroke the bloke and would you believe it, like out of the blue, in walks the most gorgeous representation of man’s natural partner, like this babe is splendidly superb! She’s tall, got long dark hair curling around her amazing neckline that just seems like its never going to end, and a figure that would easily make the third page in the “Sun”.
Need more be said, she is awesome! This amazing specimen of one of God’s better works of art saunters up to the counter. Our cretin behind the register is beaming from one end to the other of his two cheeks.
“What’s the matter with you, mate, why have got that freaky smile on your face?”, queries the lady. He replies: “I’ve just come into some money”. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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