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By: bd2sonPublished: 05/25/2007
 
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A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his penis. The doctor, curious, asked what had happened to it.

"Well," the patient said, "I live in a trailer court. A gorgeous buxom creature lives in the trailer next to mine. Used to peek into her trailer and I saw that she had a habit. Each afternoon she'd take a frankfurter from her Refrigerator and put it in a hole on her trailer floor. Then she'd sit on it and have a ball. She nearly drove me Crazy. So I got a bright idea. One day I got under her Trailer and when she slid the frankfurter into the hole, I slid it out and slipped my penis up through the hole. She sat down on it and everything was great until there was a knock at the door."

"And then?" asked the doctor.

"Aw hell," the patient explained. "That's when she tried to kick it under the stove.

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Lucky it wasn't TJ (0 replies)
started by babybear
(07.04.2007 5:39:33 AM EST)


I would have broken my foot.

Waaaa hahahahhahahahhaha Oh that just kills me.... :'-)

I need to find (3 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(05.25.2007 7:11:50 AM EST)


a chick who does that with a Kielbasa.

hahahahahaha

Lucky it wasn't me (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(05.25.2007 3:26:43 AM EST)


She would have broken her foot.

Hahahahaha, good one, BD!

my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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