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"Guys aren't albe to get $15 or $20 million [a year] anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game."
— Orlando Magic star Penny Hardaway, bemoaning the NBA's new salary cap
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#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
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 Making Love In The VW | | By: bd2son | Published: 08/18/2007 | | |  |
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Steve and Fiona were making passionate love in Steve's VW Van when suddenly Fiona, being a bit on the kinky side, yelled out "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!"
Steve, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opened the window, snapped the antenna off his van and proceeded to whip Fiona until they both collapsed in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, Fiona noticed that the marks left by the whipping session were starting to fester a bit so she went to the doctor. The doctor took one look at the wounds and asked, "Did you get these marks having sex??"
Fiona, embarrassed to own up to having kinky sex, eventually admitted that, yes, she did.
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