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By: linglehaPublished: 10/10/2008
 
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A man wearing a stovepipe hat, a fake beard, and a waistcoat sits down at a bar and orders a drink. “Goin’ to a party?” the bartender asks. “Yeah,” the man replies, “I’m supposed to go dressed as my love life.” “But you look like Abe Lincoln.” “That’s right. My last four scores were seven years ago.”

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