Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question." - Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

— Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#134 An ant can lift 50 times its own weight.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so short she does back flips under the bed.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls
 
 

Quick Joke
 
Don't you feel like sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
 
 


Irish Dating

By: damselPublished: 07/05/2004
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

O'Casey had dated many a lass, but he finally became entranced with Maureen O'Riley. He wooed her and pursued her, but she would not give in and go to bed with him. Finally he proposed marriage and she accepted.

On their wedding night, as they undressed in their honeymoon cottage, O'Casey said, "You know, Maureen, I never would have wed you if you had gone to bed with me like all the other girls did."

"Experience is the best teacher," Maureen said. "That's how I lost all of my other suitors."

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Irish wedding vs. Irish funeral?
  • Dating vs. Marriage
  • Eight Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter
  • Daddy's Ten Rules Of Dating
  • Dating Guide
  • The Winning Irish Toast
  • An Irish Family Tradition
  • An Irish Tale
  • Widows Dating Advice
  • The Irish Soccer Announcer
  • Irish Maid Answering Machine Message
  • Dating Services
  • Dating A Singer
  • We're Not Dating
  • Irish Fighting Music
  • He Must Be Irish
  • Dating Service
  • Internet Dating Game
  • Computer Dating
  • Interracial Dating

  • More Sex Jokes...

     

    Search
     
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    Men Always Say (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (07.07.2004 0:05:46 AM EST)

    Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free? Now the women say "why marry the pig just to get a little sausage" Good one Damsel
    You got another 5 from me.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    Ditto... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.05.2004 10:31:48 AM EST)


    What GP said. Damn good joke!

    I guess this proves that talking is about the worst thing you can do with your mouth when you're honeymooning.

    ^5 from me, Damsel!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.05.2004 6:31:20 AM EST)


    This was funny,
    and a new joke too.
    Yippie!

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Gynecologist's Assistant
    A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown ...
    11.13.2009

    A Whopping Baby Boy
    An LSU fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Louisiana baby boy weighing 25 pounds...
    09.27.2009

    Secret Surgery
    A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon ...
    08.11.2009

    Woodpecker Bragging Rights
    A Texas woodpecker and a New Mexico woodpecker were ...
    03.05.2009

    Rate This!

    3.71 Goofballs of 5
    14 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Woodpecker Bragging Rights
    A Texas woodpecker and a New Mexico woodpecker were ...
    03.05.2009

    Most Foul Nastiest Joke I Know (you Are Warned)
    An Arkansas girl asks her Dad to use the car. He ...
    01.07.2009

    Flat Belly
    A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his ...
    11.15.2008

    Wife In a Coma
    Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath .One of them was washing her private area and noticed a slight response whenever she touched her there ...
    10.29.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Best Divorce Letter Ever
    Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn't ...
    03.19.2008

    Time To Do The Dishes
    Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
    03.03.2008

    After 25 Years
    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
    03.02.2008

    It's Go Time
    A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.
    03.01.2008

    Lookie Here!
    Austin Powers: International Man of...

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    The most used letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q' is the least used.