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Irish Dating

By: damselPublished: 07/05/2004
 
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O'Casey had dated many a lass, but he finally became entranced with Maureen O'Riley. He wooed her and pursued her, but she would not give in and go to bed with him. Finally he proposed marriage and she accepted.

On their wedding night, as they undressed in their honeymoon cottage, O'Casey said, "You know, Maureen, I never would have wed you if you had gone to bed with me like all the other girls did."

"Experience is the best teacher," Maureen said. "That's how I lost all of my other suitors."

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    Men Always Say (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (07.07.2004 0:05:46 AM EST)

    Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free? Now the women say "why marry the pig just to get a little sausage" Good one Damsel
    You got another 5 from me.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    Ditto... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.05.2004 10:31:48 AM EST)


    What GP said. Damn good joke!

    I guess this proves that talking is about the worst thing you can do with your mouth when you're honeymooning.

    ^5 from me, Damsel!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.05.2004 6:31:20 AM EST)


    This was funny,
    and a new joke too.
    Yippie!

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