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 Kiss Me Doctor | | By: thegrandpatron | Published: 02/10/2002 | | |  |
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A woman is in her psychiatrist's office when suddenly she shouts out "Doctor, kiss me!"
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I know that doctors have to..
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willi
(02.10.2002 8:30:23 PM EST)
keep themselves emotionally unattached from their patients, but no foreplay?
You can bet the patient is going to be billed for this treatment. Just look under 'miscellanious charges'.
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