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Liquid Viagra

By: beckdaddyPublished: 03/03/2001
 
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Viagra is now available in liquid form. FDA officials today announced the release of the wonder drug, Viagra, in a new, easy-to-take liquid form. It is sold under the name "Mydixathrill".

Now, when men come home from work in the evening, they can pour themselves a stiff one!

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    What about the generic version? (0 replies)
    started by duck888
    (03.07.2001 3:21:03 PM EST)

    Mydixup!!!!!

    Actually... (0 replies)
    started by davel23
    (03.05.2001 10:41:21 AM EST)

    I believe it's called Mycoxaflopin.

    And for the women... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.05.2001 10:12:36 AM EST)

    For women the drug is repackaged as Myclitsathrill

    Second (1 reply)
    started by ggarcia99
    (03.03.2001 7:06:24 PM EST)

    Oh hell yeah i'm second!!

    1st (0 replies)  
    started by StreetImperial
    (03.03.2001 0:07:00 AM EST)

    first baybeeee!!!

    It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up. I tried doing good, but good's not too good for me.

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