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 My Lips Are Sealed | | By: Dirk Steele | Published: 03/18/2000 | | |  |
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Mary Lou goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation
because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor
to keep the operation a complete secret since she is very
embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor
agrees to abide by her wishes.
The day after the operation, Mary Lou wakes up and finds two
floral arrangements next to her on the nightstand beside the
bed.
Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I
thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
"Don't worry," said the doctor, "none of your friends were
told about the operation. The first floral arrangement is from my
nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and since she had the
procedure done herself, she just wanted to brighten your
day."
"And who is the second floral arrangement from?" Mary Lou
asked.
"Oh," smiled the doctor, "that's from a guy upstairs in the
burn unit. He just wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
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