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 Name Obsession | | By: robeerik | Published: 06/24/2003 | | |  |
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions" he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann:
"Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your
child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too
manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy
by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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(06.24.2003 9:11:48 PM EST)
My shrink told me I'm obsessed with failure. I was going to tell her just how wrong she was, but I had to leave to get Oops from school."Wank on. Wank off."
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