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"And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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"I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats onthem. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles."
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#214 Giraffes can link their own eyes.
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here."
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 Nipple Factory | | By: Polar Bear | Published: 11/24/1999 | | |  |
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A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various
latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that
manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise.
"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the
guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the
nipple."
Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms
are manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop"
noise.
"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand
what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"
"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine,"
says the guide. It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."
"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"
"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"
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cool
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(03.12.2001 0:42:32 AM EST)
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HA ha ha Ha Ah
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.24.2000 5:54:59 AM EST)
sasy in the giggle wad nurpps in frankle spankle geld. john thanks for lending me your car but the thing is that i got drunk and crashed it into a bus. sorry.
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stupid
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reggie87
(07.31.2000 8:51:18 PM EST)
i`ve heard better
SAMPSON SIMPSON, I STICK BY MY STORY! I AM FROM JAMAICA. IF I WASNT JAMAICAN WHY WOULD I WEAR THIS HAT.
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