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"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
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"When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever wewalked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#212 Galapagos turtles can take up to three weeks to digest a meal.
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so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!
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Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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 Poor Widow | | By: acidinterval | Published: 09/27/2003 | | |  |
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A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.
"Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!
"Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!
"Irving, do you remember that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance money."
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."
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