Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world." —Bush, redefining "objectivity." Source: CNN, "Bush 'Not Paying Attention' to Democratic Race: President Getting His News From Aides," Sept. 23, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
" I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. "
—Fry and Laurie
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#183 The Capitol building in Washington DC has 365 steps to represent every day of the year.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
lips is so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. Did you hear about the Polish Special Forces?
A. They raided Macy's because they heard Bed Linen was on the 4th floor.
 
 

Quick Joke
 
Don't you feel like sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
 
 


Sex At School

By: leadjPublished: 12/08/2005
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

A boy comes home from school and his mother asks him what he did in school today.

"I had sex with my teacher!" the boy relied. "YOU WHAT?" the mother screamed. "You just wait until your father gets home, young man! Now get upstairs to your room!"

Later that evening the father comes home and is told about his sons escapades at school that day. He goes into his sons room and puts his arm around the boy.

"Son", he says, "I suppose I should be mad at you but I just can't help but be proud of you. I mean, what I wouldn't have given to do that at your age! In fact, I'm so proud I'm going to buy you a new bike! How's that?"

The boy replies, "Gee, thanks Dad but can we wait until tomorrow ... my ass is sore from school."

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School
  • High School Outcast Takes Playmate to School Dance
  • Weird Sex Laws
  • School's Out
  • More Facts On Sex
  • Stupid sex laws
  • The Mathematics of Sex
  • A Dog Named Sex
  • The Weaker Sex - Why Women Are Crabby
  • Sex Change Doctor on trial for Murder
  • Polish Sex Quiz
  • Sex Facts, Let's Bang
  • Sex-Toy Ban Fuels Lawsuit
  • Paris Hilton Sex Video
  • Reform school for drivers
  • Phone Sex Operator Injured in Line of Duty
  • Cheerleaders Arrested Following Bathroom Sex
  • School Warns Students About 'Naked Mile'
  • Martian Sex
  • Arkansas Sex Test

  • More Sex Jokes...

     

    Search
     
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    Sounds like (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.08.2005 3:29:56 AM EST)


    He goes to school at Neverland Ranch.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I guess it happened (1 reply)  
    started by roger
    (12.08.2005 0:55:36 AM EST)


    in gym class

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Gynecologist's Assistant
    A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown ...
    11.13.2009

    A Whopping Baby Boy
    An LSU fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Louisiana baby boy weighing 25 pounds...
    09.27.2009

    Secret Surgery
    A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon ...
    08.11.2009

    Woodpecker Bragging Rights
    A Texas woodpecker and a New Mexico woodpecker were ...
    03.05.2009

    Rate This!

    4.23 Goofballs of 5
    13 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Woodpecker Bragging Rights
    A Texas woodpecker and a New Mexico woodpecker were ...
    03.05.2009

    Most Foul Nastiest Joke I Know (you Are Warned)
    An Arkansas girl asks her Dad to use the car. He ...
    01.07.2009

    Flat Belly
    A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his ...
    11.15.2008

    Wife In a Coma
    Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath .One of them was washing her private area and noticed a slight response whenever she touched her there ...
    10.29.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Best Divorce Letter Ever
    Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn't ...
    03.19.2008

    Time To Do The Dishes
    Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
    03.03.2008

    After 25 Years
    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
    03.02.2008

    It's Go Time
    A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.
    03.01.2008

    Lookie Here!
    Top Selling Videos

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    On the cartoon show "The Jetsons", Jane is 33 years old and her daughter Judy is 15.