 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
 |
George W. Bush |
 |
| |
|
"Some one of my visits—one of the reasons I'm visiting here is to ask the question, you know, to people, because if there's moving too slow or people are saying one thing and the other thing is not happening, now's the time to find out."—Bush, talking about hurricane relief Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Tornado Damage," May 13, 2003
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
Random Quote |
|
| |
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
— Jay Leno, Comedian
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Snapple Facts |
|
| |
|
#219 An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Yo Mama ... |
|
| |
|
so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
One Liners |
|
| |
Q: What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A: Money.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
 The Goblin | | By: Anonymous | Published: 10/31/1999 | | |  |
|
A woman runs out of her house one morning and catches a
strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!" "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?" "I want a huge mansion to live in."
"OK, you've got it."
"My second wish is a Mercedes."
"OK, you've got that too."
"My last wish is a million dollars"
"OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me."
"OK then, if that's what it takes", next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Wow", says the man, "27 and you still belive in goblins" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | |
More Sex Jokes...
| | |
|
|
ARTICLE FORUM LIST |
|
You must register to participate in this discussion.
|
  |
Ugh...
(0 replies)
started by
yusaku999
(10.31.2000 4:13:15 AM EST)
Reminds me of the leprecaun joke. As a matter of fact, it's virtually the same.
Where did the original jokes go?You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/
|
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
|
|
|
Most Recent |
|
|
 |
A Whopping Baby Boy
An LSU fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Louisiana baby boy weighing 25 pounds...
09.27.2009
Secret Surgery
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon ...
08.11.2009
Woodpecker Bragging Rights
A Texas woodpecker and a New Mexico woodpecker were ...
03.05.2009
Most Foul Nastiest Joke I Know (you Are Warned)
An Arkansas girl asks her Dad to use the car.
He ...
01.07.2009
|
|
|
|
| Rate This!
|
|
|
|
| Section Features
|
|
|
|
| One Year Ago
|
|
Wife In a Coma
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath .One of them was washing her private area and noticed a slight response whenever she touched her there ...
10.29.2008
Abe Lincoln
A man wearing a stovepipe hat, a fake beard, and a ...
10.10.2008
The Urinal Is Too High
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by ...
10.03.2008
MY NEXT LIFE By George Carlin
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start ...
09.23.2008
|
|
|
|
| Two Years Ago
|
|
A Wise Old Man
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend ...
09.14.2007
Do You Have A Good Health Plan?
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around ...
08.25.2007
Making Love In The VW
Steve and Fiona were making passionate love in Steve's ...
08.18.2007
All Grandpas, Heed This WARNING:
Do not lose your grandkids in the mall.
A small ...
08.16.2007
|
|
|
|
| Lookie Here!
|
|
|
|
|
Casino Joke |
|
| |
|
I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Goofball Facts |
|
| |
|
Kerimski Church in Finland is world's biggest church made of wood.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
