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 The Pickle Slicer | | By: Spinmaster | Published: 05/24/2000 | | |  |
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there
for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to
his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to
stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that
he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill
indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a
few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife
could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous
urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No,Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."
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This Is Stupid.....
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If I recall correctly....Didn't most people vote for the site not to change....as well as against having to register to make comments?....This really sucks and I for one will not be coming here nearly as often. Eat shit and die Goofball....Why take votes if you're not going to abide by them? Fuck you all.
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Arthur Sam III
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(05.24.2000 4:47:17 PM EST)
I smiled cause his pickle was not a pickle and it was not green cause pickles are green I heard and the machine wasnt on cause it was a lady that is not a machine cause the lady got fired to and machinbes dont quit cause they are made.
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Fucking Butt Pirates!!
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Fuck all you DAMN computer butt raiders... I'm sick of all your shit..."I'm first, no... I'm first. Oh yeah... I'm second!!" Fuck all that shit. You all can burn in hell while being sodomized by your grandfathers. EAT SHIT AND DIE.. QUEERS!!
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